1. Your Mum’s chest hair! (Thanks Mean Girls) 2. If you can’t bring Alan Rickman back then you’ve got nothing for me! *cries hysterically* (I actually emotionally shouted this at someone when they catcalled me in Morocco just after I found out the news of Alan Rickman dying) 3. You ain’t got enough camels! 4. Burst into interpretive dancing 5. Do your best Golum impression 6. Pull out a table and chair set and proceed to tell them about everything that has upsetRead more