11 Times I Put My Arms Up In The Air For Absolutely No Reason

When I wasn’t sure whether I was singing ‘I’m a little teapot’ or if I wanted to try and fly. When I was greeting all 0 of my mates as our boat pulled up to shore. When I thought the higher my arms went up, the more likes I would get on Instagram. When I was either waving or just trying to be seen behind the water. When I thought I’d channel the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. When my palsRead more

10 Reasons To Binge Watch “Travels With My Father” Immediately!

Hello! Incase you don’t know, I’m Lizzie and suffer with a hideous addition to terrible TV. No really, I’m talking Made in Chelsea, TOWIE, Geordie Shore, Don’t tell the bride, First Dates. You name it, I probably watch it! So then came one evening when my boyfriends sister/ fave pal came into the room to join me for a good old fashioned TV binge. We roared about my bad choices and then she suggested one of the best pieces ofRead more

I’m Coming To Terms With What My Broodiness Is And You Can Too!

There really is no reason for the love island picture being this cover photo, but it made me happy so I won’t apologise! I have a confession… a big, fat hideous confession. Recently I’ve been experiencing baby fever in its highest heights. All of my waking days are filled with how my day would feel better if I was pregnant, if I had a baby to love and protect and keep any kind of badness away from. But listen upRead more

Why I’m Gonna Keep Bowling Through Life “Like A Girl”

I know it’s bad; but it’s only a recent thing that I’ve been able to stand with a straight posture, my head held high, a smile on my face and declare that I am a feminist. I’m a bra a wearing, makeup experimenting feminist! Really though, being a girl is 1/2 of the best sex you could have been born as. The other 1/2? You could’a been born a bloke which is equally badass. My kinda feminism isn’t about shoutingRead more

A Countdown Of My 7 Most Ridiculous Memories Abroad

Every time I tell people stories, I am normally met with “only you, Lizzie”. I’m often getting myself into bizarre situations that my friends look forward to hearing about. In fact, only yesterday one of my friends described me as having a likelihood to Shosh from Girls by saying “if we were at a party, you would accidentally smoke crack & take your skirt off and I wouldn’t bat an eye” – Don’t worry though Mum, I’ve never smoked crack, accidentally orRead more

40 Responses To Catcalling That You Should Put Into Action Immediately

1. Your Mum’s chest hair! (Thanks Mean Girls) 2. If you can’t bring Alan Rickman back then you’ve got nothing for me! *cries hysterically* (I actually emotionally shouted this at someone when they catcalled me in Morocco just after I found out the news of Alan Rickman dying) 3. You ain’t got enough camels! 4. Burst into interpretive dancing 5. Do your best Golum impression 6. Pull out a table and chair set and proceed to tell them about everything that has upsetRead more

25 Important lessons you learn from living in Spain.

1) Siesta’s are the holy grail and should be treated as such. Across sea’s we don’t necessarily understand napping as a pivotal part of your day… it’s more like a luxury. But come a day in the middle of the Summer when you are standing at the front of your class in the sweltering heat suffering from a late night – either from your own bad life choices or due to the fact that it is just too hot to sleepRead more